2 men meet,both looking 4 their lost wifes.
1st-Wat ur's luk like?
2nd:She is 5'9', 36-24-36 fair,blue eyed.And urs?
1st:Forget mine lets find ur's.
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SARDAR:In my dreams,MONKEYS play Footbal every night
DOCTOR:Take this Medicin from tonight.
SARDAR:Can I start frm 2moro bcoz 2nite is d FINAL
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1day a monkey looked in to the mirror n said:
oh my ugly face n kild himslf.
Promis me u'll nt luk in2 d miror
bcoz I dnt wnt2 luse a gud frend like u.